Oh, oh, the whisper of wet, wet.
Oh, oh, the deed, the flood, wet, wet.
Anywhere, the tide came, wet, wet.
Oh, oh, the deed, the flood, wet, wet.
Anytime, the river broke, wet, wet.
One day, to school I went,
Pressure mounted, heaven-sent.
Asked to leave, to ease the strain,
The teacher's word, a sharp refrain.
Tension swelled, a silent plea,
"Let it go," I begged to be free.
The lesson paused, the voices stilled,
As the bench, the truth revealed.
Oh, oh, the whisper of wet, wet.
Oh, oh, the deed, the flood, wet, wet.
In the room, the deluge, wet, wet.
Oh, oh, the deed, the flood, wet, wet.
My underpants, the soaking set.
Oh, oh, the whisper of wet, wet.
One day, to the film I went,
The call arose, a need unbent.
"Where to go?" I longed to flee,
Dad's voice, "Wait," he said to me.
The hero fell, the screen grew dark,
The villain's shadow left its mark.
The movie faltered, met its end,
As the seat, the secret penned.
Oh, oh, the whisper of wet, wet.
Oh, oh, the deed, the flood, wet, wet.
In the hall, the tide, wet, wet.
Oh, oh, the deed, the flood, wet, wet.
My trousers, the stain, wet, wet.
Oh, oh, the whisper of wet, wet.
Oh, oh, the deed, the flood, wet, wet.
Oh, oh, the whisper of wet, wet.
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